The job of a lifetime is going in New York City for those who like a leisurely stroll in sane and reassuring company. The “energetic and fearless” tortoise Harry needs someone to take him for his daily walk in Central Park. This, surely, would be the ultimate mindfulness meditation.
And by the spookiest of coincidences Gert is looking for someone to walk her centipede, Montesquieu, on the beach. Must be speedy walker with very small feet.