Everything you need to be the envy of your friends and the talk of the town. Let your imagination run riot with these fashion tips from Gert.
If you’re a German equestrian with a liking for stripes and a passion for Liberace, get in touch. You may be just what Gert needs as the face for her new fashion magazine Who Isn’t Wearing What. Catchy title, no?
Now there’s some style.
Leslie
I can see you in those jodhpurs Leslie.
Me too, kind of classy don’t you think? A nice pair of riding boots as well, please.
Leslie
I was hoping to economise and give you the old white Liberace boots.
I though the jodhpurs were me.
Leslie
They so are. . I was thinking of combining them with the Liberace boots for an individual look.
They’re probably a little garish (remembering Liberace) okay I could go for them.
Leslie
How about writing a musical celebration of Liberace’s boots?
I thought I might try and paint tonight.
Leslie
I’m a Liberace fan
I do have an image of you very much like the one here.
I’ve ‘had my colours done’ — I know what doesn’t work — and so am already running a m i l e . . .
It’s definitely the Liberace look for you too, Chris …unless you fancy the devil’s cloth?
I’ll go with Liberace’s piano as an accessory, but not the bare legs look (at least the varicose veins are no longer in evidence, after all those years of standing around teaching).
Perhaps you could combine the top half of Liberace with the jodhpurs.
Hmmmm
Is that a yes or a no? Or would you prefer to get back to me?