The Female Friend
In this imperfect, gloomy scene
Of complicated ill,
How rarely is a day serene,
The throbbing bosom still!
Will not a beauteous landscape bright,
Or music’s soothing sound,
Console the heart, afford delight,
And throw sweet peace around?
They may, but never comfort lend
Like an accomplish’d female friend!
The Reverend Cornelius Whur (1782- 1853)
(No, Gert didn’t make him up.)
Image: http://www.oldbookillustrations.com/illustrations/lady-1830/
What’s all this about throbbing bosoms?
That low-life crime you read isn’t doing you any good, Guy. This is meant to be uplifting (no pun intended). Signed, your accomplish’d female friend.
Are you trying to say that my mind’s in the gutter? I’m crushed.
I’ve been warning you…
http://www.dumpaday.com/funny-pictures/funny-picture-dump-of-the-day-53-pics-2/attachment/gutter-mind/
Sorry Gert, thought it was you.
Do you mean the poet, or the accomplished female friend?
Me thinks the Reverend is up to no good?
Leslie
Oh, you think it’s “that” sort of accomplishment he means?
You never know…. a wolf in reverends clothing?
Guy’s already pointed out the throbbing bosom – it starts to add up.
Yup, there’s a distinct possibility.