Hare was cheated in rigged race! Low-energy Tortoise continued during rest breaks. Not fair!
Gert has made up a few of her own:
President Lear made one big mistake! Trusted crooked Reagan and Gonarial – Clinton cronies. SAD!
Toad broke world record in Trump car! Make Toad Hall great again!
50 Shades of Grey weak effort. Trump more shades of grey than any time in history. Period!
Cat in great Ivanka Trump hat. Hot!
Puss in Boots- never happened. Fake news media!
Make America brave new world!
Silent spring should stop whining and keep mouth shut!
Media covered up Magic Faraway Tree Massacre. You know why! BAD!
Karl Marx, bad hombre. Will get into US if crooked courts win. SAD!