Mary Poppins meets American Psycho

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Gert has recently come across the series of “Five” Books by Bruno Vincent: Five Give Up The Booze, Five Go Gluten Free, etc, and Jason Hazeley’s Ladybird series –The Ladybird Book of the Hangover, The Ladybird Book of the Do-Gooder…

This has given her the idea of a project that goes in the opposite direction – adult books rewritten for tinies. Titles that spring to mind are:

Lolita The Naughty Dolly

Vanity Fairy

Nausea Goes To The Doctor

The Wild and Wacky World of the Brothers Karamazov

Ayn Rand’s Great Big Atlas

For parents, how about:

Pride, Prejudice and Toilet Training

War and Peace in the Sandpit

Toddler Taming – The Silence of the Lambs

The Big Big Big Sleep

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15 thoughts on “Mary Poppins meets American Psycho

  1. The Girl On A Potty.
    The God of Small Thingies.
    The Babes of Wrath.
    No Weewee, No Chocolate.
    The Mystery of Edwin’s Do-Do.
    A Thousand and One Sleepless Nights.
    Lego People Go.
    The Holy Bib.

    Will that do for starters? (Sorry about the scatological obsession; that’s my abiding memory of babies.)

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