Yes we know you aren’t supposed to give useful domestic objects for Christmas, but this is one we guarantee any parent will snap up.
It’s Gert’s own invention, Bubclean, a spray you use to cover your child from head to foot to dirt-proof him. No more dunking him in the bath and scrubbing his face with a flannel. A yearly spray will keep him spotless.
If this doesn’t grab you you’re sure to find something else in Gert’s catalogue. How about an edible newspaper? Shoe-springs? An automatic hat-remover? Christmas false teeth (with batteries)? A glass wheelbarrow? A black-light torch with sonic extender?
Limited supply of some items, so get in quickly!