Big excitement for the Gerts – we have been approached by Theresa May to ghost-write a series of children’s books starting with Beastly Boris and the Big Red Bus. Child’s play!
We are already thinking of Boo For Beastly Boris, and Beastly Boris Goes Blop. For the US market, Beastly Boris Breaks Bad.
Our only previous ghostwriting approach was from a dentist in Wisconsin wanting to write a book called The Tooth, a dystopia about a giant molar that escapes from Fundamentals Of Fixed Prosthodontics. Frankenstein for dentists, if you can imagine that. We declined.
But now that we’ve signed the contract with Theresa, we’re open for business and looking forward to hearing your projects.
And this article in the Guardian has given us an idea for our own new book:
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