Gert was inspired to read in The Guardian that someone arrested for performing cosmetic surgery without qualifications said, “You can learn anything on YouTube these days.”
Cosmetic surgery, why not? Gert has a friend who learned on YouTube how to invisibly repair gaping holes in the wall and even how to do major repairs on a septic tank. A nose job or a brow lift would be child’s play to her.
But if it’s really true that you can learn anything from YouTube, the College of Surgeons must be shivering in their surgical slippers, the chartered accountants weeping into their spreadsheets, NASA worrying about their budget and Boris Johnson seeing his reputation for wit slipping away. The Royal Opera, the premier football league, the Michelin-starred restaurants….. it just doesn’t bear thinking about. And what about designer fashion?
Is it possible that YouTube is a cunning Marxist tool designed to overturn the entire world order and bring in a genuinely egalitarian system?
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