It’s International Literacy Day
So Owl wrote… and this is what he wrote:
HIPY PAPY BETHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
Pooh looked on admiringly.
“I’m just saying, A Happy Birthday,” said Owl carelessly.
“It’s a nice long one,” said Pooh, very impressed by it.
And here’s to the noble teaching profession that makes it all possible: Continue reading Hipy Papy Bthuthday
We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. Continue reading Elegant rejection
The best job that was ever offered to me was to become a landlord in a brothel. Continue reading Tools of the writer’s trade
All Australia is in a roar of excitement over the announcement that the Pope is to canonize the second Australian saint. Continue reading The miracle of the scones
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days (Benjamin Franklin)
Continue reading An invitation, with strings attached